Dikipedia is currently looking for authors. We need authors who are prepared to write about anything whatsoever (and they can write about almost whatsoever) To become an author on this very upper class site, we need to see 3 of your would be pages. If they are deemed acceptable (They almost all will be) we will make you an author.
Just comment your post here, or comment us a way to contact you. A few recommended things to write about: (Bunnies, USA, Superbowl, Trees, Plants, Beavers, Ponys ect)
Benifits of being an author: Your site on our blogroll with a description. Your own page on this site, where you can advertise your own, or talk about yourself (This will stay even after you quit)
This is a PG 13 site, so dont do anything too shameful.