Chainsaws are commonly used for chopping down native and endangered trees (With beavers and birds in them), making you look threatening (Or maybe just more attractive) and judging from all the zombie movies and games, they are very useful for killing zombies, and producing more blood than could ever fit into a human body. Which is weird. You would think they wouldnt have much blood in a zombie. Because they’re…dead.

Instructions for Chainsaws

1: Pull the stringie thingie to start it

2: Hopefully you werent holding onto the spiky end when pulling the stringie thingy. Thats a big No-No when handling a chainsaw.

3: Stick it into whatever you want to destroy (The spiky end again)

You can now use a chainsaw!

(This is not just a toy. It can seriously hurt people. So its a SUPER COOL TOY!)

Thanks for reading. We are now at a total of 8 pages! Still a new Record! (We cant really go down anyway!)