Pet Rocks are the smartest creatures known to man. Everybody knows they have parties amongst themselves when you turn your back. Then they stand very still when you look again. Their reactions are exellent. They even know when they are being filmed on camera. They are able to go without food for long periods of time. Very long in fact. I’ve never seen one eat anything. I’ve offered them everything I’d usually eat, but they just dont like Boiled Bread, or Freeze Dried Asparagus. Not even Microwaved Still-In-A-Packet 2 minute noodles!
Despite all this pet rocks are awesome. And they have a cool catchfrase. Pet Rocks? They ROCK! Isnt that so COOL!