If you are reading this, you are probably a human. Congratulations! If you would like to check that you are human, here are a couple of generic statements that are true for most humans. If more than 50% of these apply to you, you are definetely a human. If not, I suggest going to see your nearest doctor for a check-up (You might want to hide your tail on the way, most humans will freak!)

  • You eat food.
  • You are bent on world domination (and/or pollution and/or voted for George Bush. All the same really.)
  • You have at least an eye. If you dont, you may be wondering how you can read this.
  • You prefer Italians over the French
  • You watch the Superbowl with either popcorn or nachos.
  • You consider yourself smarter than animals.
  • You are fascinated by flashing lights
  • You get bored reading the same thing over and over
  • You change words on the page to “blah blah blah blah AM I HUMAN OR NOT!”
  • You cannot wait for this test to end
  • You would RIGHT NOW like an ice cream (Or sorbet)
  • You were happy to find that this was the last one!


Are you a human? Well, with some of the humans I’ve met, I definetely wouldn’t want to be!


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