Temporary Inactivity and New Author

Sorry about not posting anything. I forgot about you. But it probably will not happen again, as long as I see good progress. But this is a very painful subject for me, and I dont want to talk about it. So I will go on to the lesser of two evils and talk about out newest member (Or my newest member, now there are two of me)…Madhata!

He is stupid, arrogant, lazy and crazy. In other words a perfect candidate for this job. Wait for his introduction (it will come soon…hopefully) and then he will officially be an author. How exciting!!!

If you would also like to join…please try. We are very lonely. See the Dikipedia page to find out how to join. We are waiting.

Are You A Human?

If you are reading this, you are probably a human. Congratulations! If you would like to check that you are human, here are a couple of generic statements that are true for most humans. If more than 50% of these apply to you, you are definetely a human. If not, I suggest going to see your nearest doctor for a check-up (You might want to hide your tail on the way, most humans will freak!)

  • You eat food.
  • You are bent on world domination (and/or pollution and/or voted for George Bush. All the same really.)
  • You have at least an eye. If you dont, you may be wondering how you can read this.
  • You prefer Italians over the French
  • You watch the Superbowl with either popcorn or nachos.
  • You consider yourself smarter than animals.
  • You are fascinated by flashing lights
  • You get bored reading the same thing over and over
  • You change words on the page to “blah blah blah blah AM I HUMAN OR NOT!”
  • You cannot wait for this test to end
  • You would RIGHT NOW like an ice cream (Or sorbet)
  • You were happy to find that this was the last one!

 

Are you a human? Well, with some of the humans I’ve met, I definitely wouldn’t want to be!

Dikipedias Ideas On: Google

Man, google is awesome. We dont really need to search anything, because google does it for us! (I secretly thing we are actually emailing a monkey whos been fast forwarded 1000x looking through a library and sending an answer back)

But what does google mean anyway? if you search it on google, you find a link to…google. (The monkey is a bit biased with the whole choosing thing) I think it means, we couldnt be bothered typing up ‘The Search Engine Which Searches Stuff For You And Is Really Useful’, and the monkey fell asleep on the keyboard with his head landing on the G, o, and l keys. (And shift). Dont tell me its physically impossible, its a monkey going at 1000x speed. Anything is possible!

 

(This Picture is probably not what google’s office actually looks like. We imagine many more bannanas, but we could be wrong)

Thanks for enjoying this page. We are at a total of 11. If you want to join, please read the post below this!

Looking For Authors

Dikipedia is currently looking for authors. We need authors who are prepared to write about anything whatsoever (and they can write about almost whatsoever)  To become an author on this very upper class site, we need to see 3 of your would be pages. If they are deemed acceptable (They almost all will be) we will make you an author.

Just comment your post here, or comment us a way to contact you. A few recommended things to write about: (Bunnies, USA, Superbowl, Trees, Plants, Beavers, Ponys ect)

Benifits of being an author: Your site on our blogroll with a description. Your own page on this site, where you can advertise your own, or talk about yourself (This will stay even after you quit)

This is a PG 13 site, so dont do anything too shameful.

Name Change

Weve changed our name. Why? Because someone else stole our idea before we even thought of it! First wikipedia, then Dickipedia, so now we are going to have to be Dickipedia. (The line through the a makes us seem much more professional). Actually, we will probably just go back to Dikipedia. Without the c. Because we are original. Anyway to our readers (hi mum!) Enjoy the site. We now have a grand total of 9 pages!

Chainsaws

Chainsaws are commonly used for chopping down native and endangered trees (With beavers and birds in them), making you look threatening (Or maybe just more attractive) and judging from all the zombie movies and games, they are very useful for killing zombies, and producing more blood than could ever fit into a human body. Which is weird. You would think they wouldnt have much blood in a zombie. Because they’re…dead.

Instructions for Chainsaws

1: Pull the stringie thingie to start it

2: Hopefully you werent holding onto the spiky end when pulling the stringie thingy. Thats a big No-No when handling a chainsaw.

3: Stick it into whatever you want to destroy (The spiky end again)

You can now use a chainsaw!

(This is not just a toy. It can seriously hurt people. So its a SUPER COOL TOY!)

Thanks for reading. We are now at a total of 8 pages! Still a new Record! (We cant really go down anyway!)

Google: Dickipedia Style

Man, google is awesome. We dont really need to search anything, because google does it for us! (I secretly thing we are actually emailing a monkey whos been fast forwarded 1000x looking through a library and sending an answer back)

But what does google mean anyway? if you search it on google, you find a link to…google. (The monkey is a bit biased with the whole choosing thing) I think it means, we couldnt be bothered typing up ‘The Search Engine Which Searches Stuff For You And Is Really Useful’, and the monkey fell asleep on the keyboard with his head landing on the G, o, and l keys. (And shift). Dont tell me its physically impossible, its a monkey going at 1000x speed. Anything is possible!

Thanks for reading our amazing article on google. This is now a page on Dickipedia, we now have a total of 4 Pages!       A New Record!

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